Dicks In My Dick

This under-utilized phrase is an exclamitory reaction to a surprising tidbit of news. Similar to the phrase "Tits in my ass," "Dicks in my dick" is essentially upping the ante to improbable heights, thus describing the utter shock, disbelief, or outright joy that the one uttering this phrase may have concerning the current situation. While this phrase may sound innately homoerotic, the phrase essentially stems from the improbability of actually having a penis lodged within another, thus creating the initial surprise.

Person 1: "Tits in my ass, I just scored awesome seats to the Slayer concert!"
Person 2: "That's sick man, did you manage to get one for me too?"
Person 1: "Hell yeah man, of course."
Person 2: "Dicks in my dick! I can't wait!"

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Dick bang dick bang

the act of fucking, but calling it out to her in an uncivil manner

"I'm about to dick bang dick bang this chick!"

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Robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!

An expression used when you were given a really nice blow job or basically given some really nice action involving the penis.

George: Hey, guess what?

Daniel: What?

George: Last night, your mom robbed my dick like Dick Robinson!!!

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your dick is my dick

A phrase used to express happiness for a friend’s good fortune, commonly used to refer to one’s success in sexual endeavors

Dude, I finally slept with Jessica.

Aw, man that’s great. Your dick is my dick bro.

Dick by name dick by nature

The famous saying of one Michael Dickens

Those Dickens boys are dick by name dick by nature

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spill dick" or "spillin dick

when a guy blows his load/ ejaculate

i'm hittin the club so i can spill dick on a fine female. nothin like spillin some dick on a friday night

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DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt)

1. two men simultaneously analy penetrate each other

I woke up in the castro DBDB'd to some guy.
I had my first DBDB (Dick-to-Butt Dick-to-Butt) experience last night, it was worth it.

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