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When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.
Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.
A male dictionary.
"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."
A dictionary about dicks
Wanna look at dicks look in the dicktionary.
The Fabled book that 1 in 126,540 women have. It contains every man that they have ever had sex as well as a ranking on how they performed
Fred: I saw Sarah's Dicktionary
Jim: How did you Rank?
Fred: 15th!
Jim: Dude, arn't you married to her?
The "little black book" used by a slutty female; contains phone numbers of her male booty calls.
Carol: I feel like getting laid tonight.
Stephanie: So what are you going to do about it?
Carol: Good thing I am a female and therefore have the ability to get laid whenever I want. I'll look in my dicktionary and see who hasn't been called in a while.
When a girl has the choice of having sex with a plethora of different men and she cant decide who to have sex with so she looks at their penises to decide.
"I couldnt decide who to sleep with, so i had to look in the Dicktionary.
A dictionary for all the different ways you can say penis.
"Is tally-wacker still an accepted way to say penis?"
"I dunno let me check my dicktionary"