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Dicktionary

An overwhelmingly long list of sexual positions, phrases, and euphemisms. Usually made up custom definitions. These are mostly common in men but some women have them as well. These are VERY apparent during late-night info-mercials promoting male and female enhancements.

When used it often results in laughter, blank stares, or "GTFO"'s by the people exposed to the definitions.

James: Yea I gave Karen a high voltage shocker followed by a sour apple altoid.

Mike: Where you just speaking English?; Because I understood like every 3rd word you said.

James: Hellz yea I was. Just look em all up in my dicktionary.

Mike: Dick. . . . . tionary? Miriam Webster published that?

James: Nope I wrote everything I know about sex in a blank book. I 'm almost done writing page 2.

by BigTimer5 December 25, 2009

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Dicktionary

1.) A dictonary for dirty words.

2.) Urban Dictionary.

Dude, I was checkin' out the dicktionary the other day. Funny shit!

by Wilky Dickens January 28, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dicktionary

A game in which a woman makes up names for a mans penis in between jerking it off.

Letโ€™s play Dicktionary, daddy!

by Big Pot December 6, 2019


Dicktionary

A dictionary about dicks

"some words in the dicktionary are ding ding, weaner, pp"

by Anony-mouse ๐Ÿญ November 5, 2020


Dicktionary

When a person defines a word another person uses to prove them wrong, thus coming off as a dick.

Guy 1: Dude, you're such an ass.
Guy 2: So I'm a strong and persevering person able to carry the burdens of you common men? Thank you!
Guy 1: Way to be a dicktionary.

by ewoody0305 January 27, 2014


Dicktionary

A male dictionary.

"Hey, man what are you reading there?"
"I'm reading a dicktionary."

by mr cock23 August 2, 2019


Dicktionary

People who know all the sexbpositions and all sexual words

"Im a dicktionary"

by RorySowersby April 4, 2017