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When you are rocking a solid deuce in your colon, and it's trying to push its way out.
Mike: "Dude, you still gotta shit?"
Dave: "Man...it's passed that point...I'm dilated & crowning"
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when ur super high so ur pupil is very large and there is almost no color in ur eyes
Man, did you see her dilated eyes? she was high af!
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When ur playing ur computer/gadget thingy you feel that one minute feels like one second. But when ur in math class or any other boring shit, one minute feels like an hour.
"Meaning based of time dilation; when you travel at the speed of light, you feel like your destination is closer than estimated. E.g. Here to nearest star-> 4.3 years viewed by us, but 1 year viewed by the ship."
I experienced some pretty shitty time dilation in math class today.
what the fuck?! I played computer for 4hrs and its 3am!!! SHEEEEEEIT!!!!!1
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Term used to describe the act of getting high. This is used because of the fact when one gets high, one's pupils become dilated.
1. I am trying to get my eyes dilated right now.
2. My eyes are so dilated right now.
3. Are you guys trying to get your eyes dilated?
4. Timmy was so dilated the other day during class.
5. My mother in law came over the other day...in order to survive i got my eyes dilated before she came.
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that moment when it feels like it is February but then you look at the calendar and it says August
"Time Dilation" in effect:
Guy 1: what month is it again?
Guy 2: almost September
Guy 1: WHAT THE FU-
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A combination of three popular internet insults.
Cope: denial of often harsh truths.
Seethe: to have lots of unexpressed anger; like a boiling kettle.
Dilate: the act of a transgender female individual inserting objects into their vaginas to keep them open.
(in an argument with an online internet individual)
"lol, just cope, seethe, dilate tranny"
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An physiological test to detect recent forced opening of the anus. Used chiefly on by police to tell if a suspect has placed contraband in their anus, or if a child has been sexually abused. The buttocks are spread lightly apart by to see if the anal sphincter opens after or with the spreading of the buttocks. If so, anal breaching has likely occurred.
As part of his recording contract, Justin Bieber has to pass an anal dilatation test. This time when he bent over in front of the doctors and lawyers, a doctor disappeared! Bieber got a D+, for that one.
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