A generic term for any snack foods that are consumed while getting drunk , preferably on cheap booze
Rick: where the fuck were you ??
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles
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An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.
"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"
Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)
Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.
"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"
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it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok
girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO
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It’s goofy uncouth reckless dump acting functioning slow or the slowest person or in fact the type of person who completely challenged a will always levitate to a higher caliber woman to fit in pathetic or lack of a better word.
I was looking at beautiful women and the her friend Dipsy Doodle opened her mouth thinking I was talking to her .
When you are drunk on cocktails and having some french fries with dips. That’s called life.
I’m so tipsy dipsy.
A hooker who happens to turns her tricks or sexual "favors" in a dumpster.
All Hail Dale!
"That Dipsy Daisy sure can turn some tricks in that dumpster, she made me hella bank last night."