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dipsy doodles

A generic term for any snack foods that are consumed while getting drunk , preferably on cheap booze

Rick: where the fuck were you ??
Tepo: I was sitting by the railroad tracks drinking Muskatel & eating dipsy doodles

by Rondo Calarisian April 10, 2007

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Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck

An individual who, despite efforts to the contrary, just cannot seem to grow out of diapers.

"Oh my God, our friend Michael is such a Captain Dipsy Dumbfuck. He shit his pants again at lunch!"

by Ay-Ay-Rahn March 5, 2019


dipsy-doodle

Aggressive parasitic urethral strain of necrotizing fasciitis (aka pork sword-eating bacteria)

Infections invariably route back to studio audience members of the Jeremy Kyle show. This belligerent bacteria climbs in your piss-pipe (urethra) and devours your veiny-love-tree (pink oboe) from the inside out, culminating in a glory of inward foreskin collapse with vulva-esque results. Rumour has it that it is in fact a microcosmic Jeremy Kyle show with The bacteria playing Jezza and your member playing the contestant.

"Oh crikey old bean! After spacedocking that crack-ho lady of the night, it seems I have been afflicted with an acute case of the dipsy-doodles ... more leaches for me I fear"

by vvhip March 16, 2016

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TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO

it’s that teletubbies remix on tiktok

girl: can i sing for you?
boy: yea sure
girl: TINKY WINKY DIPSY LAA LAA AND MOTHERFUCKING PO
boy: OMG
boy: you’re amazing
boy: i love you
girl: IT’S A SOLO

by pem from ssp June 16, 2020

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Dipsy Doodle

It’s goofy uncouth reckless dump acting functioning slow or the slowest person or in fact the type of person who completely challenged a will always levitate to a higher caliber woman to fit in pathetic or lack of a better word.

I was looking at beautiful women and the her friend Dipsy Doodle opened her mouth thinking I was talking to her .

by Child support definition April 7, 2022


Tipsy dipsy

When you are drunk on cocktails and having some french fries with dips. That’s called life.

I’m so tipsy dipsy.

by tomccs March 7, 2019


Dipsy Daisy

A hooker who happens to turns her tricks or sexual "favors" in a dumpster.

All Hail Dale!

"That Dipsy Daisy sure can turn some tricks in that dumpster, she made me hella bank last night."

by AllHailDale February 15, 2022