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Failed at something, messed up.
I put this post in at an angle, I did a Dire Derp.
The Dire Shifter. Massive naturally born creatures of magic. They stand heads above other shifters. These are the top of the proverbial food chain of shifters. Not all Shifters are Dires, but all Dires are shifters.
He was a terrible Dire shifter, probably because he wasn't a Dire shifter. In fact he wasn't any kind of shifter at all. Well now that was pointless.
Like regular A.I.D.s but dire. Contracted by being bitten by dire wolves or dire bears in the Canadian wilderness. Can be cured by Canadian nurses. You will continue to have A.I.D.s but no longer dire.
New kid gets bit by dire wolf. Butters: YOU HAVE DIRE A.I.D.S!!!
When you’re overdue for a jack off sesh but you’re in a place where you can’t but you do it anyway
Guy 1:“Hey man, you looked kinda uncomfortable at the funeral”
Guy 2: “Yeah after NNN my nutsack is overflowing. I’m sorry, but it was a dire nut”
Guy1: “what”
Dire-Mode is when someone acts in a terrible way or makes themselves look stupid.
Arron is in Dire Mode, Phil is always in dire-mode
Soundalike and polite slang for diarrhea. Appropriate because of the 'direness' of expelling said feces out of one's body.
After eating that undercooked chicken, I had dire reasons last night...it wasn't pretty at all!
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The band that made me decide to play the guitar, but not as good as wordLed Zeppelinword.
Money for nothing and your chicks for free!
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