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A term for having sex in a long distance relationship. A couple in an attempt to reduce the average distance between each other, should try to spend alot of time negative distance from each other when they are together.
Hunny, I just wanna be negative distance from you all weekend.
The distance one can reach without leaving the couch or sofa.
That job is too far; it's not within couching distance.
I can't reach the remote control because it's not in couching distance.
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The act of staying home and listening to Slipknot during a pandemic.
Man, I tell ya...all this ‘Rona out here and to make matters worse the neighbor on the other side of us has been wearing a freaky looking mask and head banging/screaming about wanting to stamp you out while he grills sausage and burgers.
Oh that’s just ol’ Douglas, he’s just doing his Patriotic duty and Psychosocial distancing.
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Usually the bottom rung of education and ranges from As Seen on TV correspondence classes to modern day degree mills like Walden University or the University of Phoenix. They are all happy to take your money with the full understanding that you will never actually get a worthwhile degree , diploma or certificate for your money.
I signed up for the Walden University distance learning PhD in Public Policy only to find out that no reputable government organization takes it seriously. What a waste of $4,500.
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Completing something despite hardships.
Carrying out a task or duty, usually with the connotation that it is arduous in some way.
We thought he wasn't going to make it, but he went the distance.
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A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.
Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.
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When sitting close to a nigga you must be 6 inches away to not be gay.
Guy1: aye yo gimme some nigga distance
Guy2: aight my bad nigga