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Extreme incompetence applied with extreme ignorance.
Durring the Obamafication of America the U.S. Congress, applying the Obama Doctrine, have proceeded to use up trillions in taxpayer dollars in an attempt to create a "proper" welfare state.
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A policy of preemptive strike, as proposed by President George W. Bush.
"My pants weren't dirty yet, but I Bush Doctrined them and washed them anyway."
"I'm going to Bush Doctrine this test, because I can't study at the last minute."
"If that asshat so much as looks at me again, I'm going to Bush Doctrine his face into the ground."
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A specialist in waxing, triming and removing female pubic hair.
"I was looking really gross in my bikini so I went to a Bush Doctrine for a Brazilian."
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Listen to other leaders and be respectful of other cultures and nations.
Improve trade and other positive inter-relationships with other Countries.
Build broad coalitions when possible, and try to work within the framework of the UN, but sometimes unilaterally or with small coalitions, especially when dealing with terrorists threats.
Increase intelligence and spying, to threshold where it may infringe on civil rights and civil liberties.
Maintain secrecy, and go after whistle blowers and leakers, and occasionally the press.
Avoid getting into traditional wars, and get out of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, by training their armies and then moving out of the Countries as much as possible.
Support uprisings like Arab Spring, through coalition building, and supporting legit rebel forces when possible, and providing humanitarian aid, without getting entangled in a civil war.
Minimize weapons of mass destruction by eliminating chemical weapons and nuclear proliferation
Go directly after terrorists Drones, and Special Forces.
Destroy al Qaeda by killing or capturing their top leadership like Osama Bin Laden, major bounties for their kill or capture.
Maintain a bias toward Israel.
Recognize the theory of right to self determination!
Interviewer: What is the Obama Doctrine, Sarah.
Sarah Palin: I'm not the one to ask, I did not do well in foreign policy, and I watch Fox News.
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Derived from a famous quote by the iconic Merv, speaking on whether he scored on Australia Day:
"Mate, there are 364 days for hooking up with birds. Australia Day is about beers and mates."
The doctrine can be applied in various settings: ironically or sincerely, to show pride or hide shame, to rally the 'turbos' or to vibe out.
Are you cut Fiona left early last night?
Nah, I subscribe to The Merv Doctrine...
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The doctrine that in diplomacy or the international political field assassination can be a very effective means of avoiding war. Formally coined as a phrase in an opinion piece by journalist John Stanton in October 2002.
The coinage is a reference to a comment regarding the possibility of a war against Saddam Hussein in Iraq. In a press conference Ari Fleischer, the White House spokesman, said: "The cost of a one-way ticket is substantially less than the cost of war. The cost of one bullet, if the Iraqi people take it on themselves, is substantially less than that.
(http://www.newsinsider.org/editorials/bullet_meets_the_bone.html)
While dealing with a tyrannical dictatorship, I would support the single bullet doctrine.
Named after the fictional character from "South Park," the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine refers to a formal or informal military policy that enables otherwise reckless actions (that usually involves excessive killings and/or collateral damage) by invoking self-defense as a justification.
Israel has a right to defend itself, but its recent actions in Lebanon is an exercise of the Uncle Jimbo Doctrine.
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