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dodgeball

A game often enjoyed by well meaning kids. Often encouraged by sadistic gym teachers in a disguised effort to punish the students that they don't like.

Little Bobby likes playing dodgeball, but not at school where the coach puts all the big kids on one team.

by Super Gerbil December 19, 2003

14๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodgeball

A excellent game in which two teams try to eliminate each other by tagging opposing players "out" with an inflatable rubber ball. A player is out if he is struck by a ball before it bounces or if he throws the ball and an opposing player catches it before it bounces. If a ball bounces, it is considered out-of-play until it is thrown again.

A lot of useless liberals who call themselves "physical education teachers" are trying to turn children into pansies by outlawing dodgeball. These idiots, who never should have been certified to teach in any state, don't realize that dodgeball does NOT destroy self esteem. Dodgeball is nothing more than a REALLY FUN GAME!

by Pissed Off Paul October 17, 2003

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodgeball

why i started smoking pot and cutting gym class because they outlawed this great game that allows people to take out their rage with a rubber ball.

I cant clock Tim anymore cuz they outlawed dodgeball. now i smoke pot and cut class

by trashisyummy April 22, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodgeball

an early introduction to the search for accepting colleges/grad schools/jobs. only in dodgeball, all the roles seem reversed.

i was the master of dodgeball. this definition was added from my home computer at 12:30 pm on a monday. i digress...

by sadSac October 27, 2003

4๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodgeball

a fucked up game where you hit pussies

by anguel October 24, 2003

6๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodgeball

A sport that hurts if you are smacked in the head with the titular dodgeball.

<Person> *is smacked in head* Ow!

by FuNkY mOnKeY October 21, 2003

3๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


dodgeball

To defend oneself from getting raped/molested by a sexually ravenous male homo sapien sapien.

And yep you've guessed it right about the meaning's origin. Dodging the guy's balls.

Yo even tho there was 5 of us in the hood runnin' the train, that white ho kept dodgeballin' us till she had time to escape and call the pigs!

by Mark H July 19, 2004

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