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the mature reply when a dork tries to speak slang with you out of urban ignorance.
DORK: yeah, that be tight, dawg foo yawg gangsta!
YOU: Pardon me, did you just call me a dog food gangsta?
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The kind of shit you take the morning after a long night of drinking. Not quite solid, not quite watery. Just a lump of shit that resembles dog food.
"Bill, come in the bathroom..."
"Why?"
"I had 6 pints of Guiness last night and I took the most richeous dog food shit!"
"Mondo sweet. Dont flush. I wanna see."
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The lowest form of television entertainment. Describes any show that has little to no comedic or intellectual qualities and generally contributes to the brain rot of the viewer. Often found in the middle of the day, or late at night/early morning.
Those that watch dog food television often experience feelings of guilt or anger that they subjected themselves to such mind-numbing 'entertainment'.
There's no way I'm watching re-runs of Perfect Strangers. That's such dog food television!
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dog food face is an insult that is used to people who are so god damn ugly that there face looks like dog food used for people who have bad acne as well.
"jesse mccartney you are a dog food face"
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Someone that no matter how much weight they lost or how much plastic surgery they had it still wouldn't help.
"Hey Dog Food Face!!! Get your fat @$$ over here, NOW!"
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To tell someone they said something stupid or crazy,or there being crazy.Also to tell someone you must be on crack
Joe< Go outside and stand in the cold
Chris< Hell naw it 20 degrees outside
Joe<I dont care
Chris< Nigga you must be on dog food
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