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When your snorting cocaine, or anything really, and several minutes or hours later you sniff hard to clear your nostils and get a drip or ball of mucus full of the substance you were snorting. You just ate your doggie bag.
Damn, that was a big doggie bag!
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noun/verb. When having anal and/or vaginal sex with a partner in the doggy style position, the receiving party will bend far enough forward that they place the majority of the giving party's testicle satchel in their mouth. Gargling the subject scrotum is recommended but not required.
I heard cirque de soleil is in town. Doggy bags for everyone!!!
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When a female is hunched over a toilet throwing up from a night of excessive drinking and her boyfriend or new guy comes in from behind and gives her a good ol' doggie style shagging.
Poor becky was throwing up after a long night of drinking and darts so I snuck up on her, pulled her singed hair back and Doggie Bagged her! Becky was thrilled to get Doggie Bagged on her birthday making it the highlight of her night!
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This is when you are taking one girl in the 'doggy style' position whilst 'tea bagging' her mate or acquaintance.
Damn I'd like to doggy bag the pair of you!
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wen sum person is all in ur face, and later u chop der dog into peeces wid a chainsaww and put it in a dog bag aand wip it at teh hater. wile dy r all liek aaaaah u chop dem in haff using teh saem chainsaww.
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Taking a fresh, hot, steamy dump in someone’s backpack.
Jerome was talking trash the whole game so I snuck into the locker room and left him a Texas doggie bag.
Sydney is such a riotous cunt so three of us gave her a Texas doggie bag.
It's when the girl you just hooked up with takes a shit in your clogged toilet, is too embarrassed to tell you, so scoops it out and takes it home in her purse.
"Bro... that girl I took home last night left my place with a Filipino doggy bag"