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jessica dole

They are on the dole and call random kids "bb" on roblox... and papi. what a freaky one

Jessica Dole: hey bb Jamie, I just got my dole credits!

Jamie: nxaxggxexr Tf

by camping_chair December 17, 2019


dole merchant

somebody who is unemployed and lives off benefits, and may not be actively seeking work

used in similar tone to describing a bin man as a "waste management consultant"

"What are you going to be when you grow older?"
- "A dole merchant, obviously"

by DSelby March 5, 2007

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dole dippers

a snack that is a bannana dipped in chocolate

your dole dippers madam

by Your dole dippers madam October 26, 2017


dole pole

A walking stick used as a prop by an enterprising able-bodied person whilst attempting to claim extra social security benefits

Gerald: Look at that guy walking into the job centre with his dole pole
Tristain: Well it is giro day today isn't it?

by donaldtrumps January 12, 2017


Dirty Dole

To insert a banana into your partner's anus, peel it, and proceed to eat it.

I was horny and in need of potassium, so I gave a dirty dole.

by Beauty Bear February 18, 2008


dole loafers

Fila trainers that chavs wear when picking up their unemployment benefit.

Mate, your trainers are proper dole loafers!

by Yahoo Serious August 10, 2004

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Dole Guardian

A DWP employee who is under a sworn oath from the government to prevent anyone and everyone from claiming benefits.

Russian Brute: Where's my money? I have one slice of bread left for dinner.
Dole Guardian: Your claim has been closed.
Russian Brute: I'm half blind, half deaf, have one arm, a sore back and metal kneecaps.
Dole Guardian: You are eligible for work. Here is a leaflet.
Russian Brute: What am I supposed to do eat that? *goes into Audi and plays rave music loudly*

by binmunbruce August 30, 2019