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A human BEing looking for meaning to their life, explanation of why things happen in our world, and a reason for waking up everyday with excitement to the possibilities that lay before us.
Tim you are such a dolt asking those silly questions.
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A slang term for a male testicle.
Boyfriend: "Rimp my dolts."
Girlfriend: "Yes, darling."
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Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.
Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.
The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.
Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:
Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.
His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party
Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.
Donald J. Trump is Dolt 45: the malt liquor of presidents.
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A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".
A Kardashian: anything
Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"
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The act of not being able to pass somebody on a pavement or corridor as both parties simultaneously change direction at the same moment. Meaning either or both parties have to decrease speed or come to a stop.
Sorry I'm late, I was dolting like three times on the walk in today.
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The antonym of dolt. It was pioneered by the famous streamer Ninja, who recently died from ligma.
"You're an absolute dolt."
"Aww man, you really think so."