At least you don't have gangrene

Really puts things in perspective.

'Man, I can't believe I got a D on my algebra test...'

'Hey, at least you don't have gangrene.'

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You don't have to come and confess

an expression used to tell someone that
A) "you dont have to tell me"
B) "even though you wont admit it, youre full of shit"

originates with Antoine Dodson's line "You don't have to come and confess, (we lookin' for you, we gon' find you.)"

Example A) Reporter: Would you say what you did was heroic?

Antoine: Hell yeah it was heroic home boy!

Reporter: Amen, you dont have to come and confess on that one brother.

Example B) Intruder: Whoa dude, no way did i just come in that window in order to rape your sister!

Heroic Brother: You don't have to come and confess, home boy!

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chocolate don't have shit on me

Is when U think ur cooler than every1 & everything else... even more than chocolate (!).

1. Some1 just won a race. They say,
"Oh yeah! Chocolate don't have shit
on me!"

or it could be used sarcasticly:

2. Two people are havin' a fight:
1st U think you're 2 cool 4 the
rest of us!
2nd Yeah right, chocolate don't
have shit on me!(sarcasticly)

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Dad (Something you don't have)

A Dad (Something you don't have) is something you don't have

Person 1: My Dad (Something you don't have) left a while ago..

Person 2: Don't worry one bit, he'll come back with a carton of premium milk!

Don't have all the cups in the cupboard

1-not to have all the facts
2-being a bit crazy
3-a phrase used to buy some time using the nonsense effect on the receiver's end
4-to be ready

-Police!!! What are you doing ?
-Easy easy ... you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-she doesn't have all the cups in the cupboard..she's nuts.
-You people...ye have not all the cups in the cupboard !

-I saw you kissing that woman
-Honey you don't have all the cups in the cupboard!

-OK..do we have all the cups in the cupboard?

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Don't have any attention to pay

When you don't care for anybody and that you've gotten increasing frustioning.

Why should I pay attention when I don't have any attention to pay?

I don't have a dick to give

When you have the desire to give advice or weigh in on a situation, but you don't have the information or expertise needed to do so. No tools in the toolbox despite a desire to help. (Typically used by those without dicks, but could be quirkily used by those who do.)

Them: "Hey can you help me translate this love letter? It's written in Polish."
Me: "Ah, sorry buddy, I don't have a dick to give on this one."