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Kill your girlfriend then rip out every single organ and put it in a mannequin and cut open a vagina and a butthole and mouth so that you can have sex with a mannequin while still having all the organs in the mannequins body.
I killed Rachel and cut her open and put all her organs in a mannequin from the childs departmen in Target. After I cut open proper holes needed to fuck the shit out of it. It was a good Organ Doner sesh.
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The doner kebab theory is a theoretical framework for modelling problems from the asymmetrical warefare and more specifically islamic terrorists' behavior. As a main proponent of the theory is rumoured the bulgarian Prime Minister Mr. Boyko Borisov.
The doner kebab theory postulates that the chance of a terrorist attack is negatively correlated with the number of doner kebab houses in a certain state, city or neighbourhood. First, the theory supports the idea that the most owners of doner kebab houses are muslims. Second, it is supposed that terrorist wouldn't risk the chance of hurting a fellow muslim. Hence, wherever there is a doner house, the risk for a islamic terrorist attack is almost pactically non-existent. Thus the promotion of doner kebab houses throughout the whole state could help minimize the risk of a malicious terrorist attack from evil islamic forces.
One of the main advantages of the theory is its simple premises that are derived from basic human emotions as not hurting someone from the own group. Also, the theory gives a very straightforward practical solution to cope with problems of international terrorism and its logic can be easily grasped even by laics.
On the negative side the theory lacks empirical evidence that support it's main theoretical propositions. More research could - but must/should not necessarly - be done in the next decades.
- Hey, man, I am really scared that the terrorist are going to blow us up in the air next time we visit the mall.
- No worries, there is a doner kebab house right inside the mall. The doner kebab theory says we are safe.
- Oh, that's great. Let's go!
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Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.
Its sperm doner day lets get out our cells and send a family finger to your worthless sperm doner
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A dick with a Boner; also used to describe people that are dicks and sluts
Dylan isssuch a doner
This is basically what doner meat is
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A amazing faggot on the internet.
Me: Hey doner meat whatcha doing bitch
Doner meat: <3 Nothing much babey