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Since the church frowns on birth control, followers use the pray and spray method. When you really don't want an extra kid, you pray and spray and pray again.
Guy 1- Hey did you wear a condom with that girl?
Guy 2- no way. I'm Catholic. I Catholic double bagged it!
One of the rules being discussed to be added into NFL Rules taking effect for the 2011 season. This rule states that "If the fan base of said team is so ugly, it is required that the people at the stadium as well as the viewers at home wear paper bags over their heads” It seems strange to require a viewer at their own home to wear a bag over their head, but the NFL insists this is for their own safety. Fans of certain teams (such as the Lions, Browns, and Colts) are so ugly that accidental viewing could cause temporary blindness. The philosophy behind this is if strong winds come through the stadium and blow the bags off of the fans heads you are still protected from viewing them by the bag placed over your own head.
Jake was such an ugly fan that the double bag rule was enforced as he entered Ford Field
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When someone is sexy by the body but ugly ass fuck in the face, so you use the double bag system. One bag in their head and one bag in yours, just in case theirs falls off.
Bitch was so ugly I had to use the double bag system
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A reeses peanut butter cup that, when opened, has two of the black wax paper holder things rather than the intended one.
Oh hey i got you some reeses from the store.
Oh thanks *opens reeses and removes first black holder thing only to reveal second black holder thing*
WTF is this?
Looks like you got some double bagged reeses!
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Similar to Paper Bag It, where you put a paper bag over the head of a woman you are having sex with to cover her ugliness, to Double Paper Bag It is have sex with a woman so ugly, that is becomes necessary to cover your own head with a paper bag just in case her's comes off.
Dude 1: Hey what do you think about doing it with Maurice?
Dude 2: Are you out of your mind?!? She makes Rosie O'Donnell look like Megan Fox!!
Dude 1: It's all good, just got to double paper bag it!!
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Dead Beat Douche Bag-or-(DDB)-term referring to a baby daddy that never pays child support and only see's their kid here-and-there. He has a very low level of intellegence, whatever comes out of there mouth never makes sense... not even to them, but they think that they are brillant! No perspective on anything in life. He thinks he is God's gift to this earth.
My daughters Double Douche Bag showed up yesterday for the first time in 3 months and said that he is seeing his daughter because they have a special bond.
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Similar to the brown bag except a bag is placed on both persons in case the "brown bag special" loses hers.
1:Hey man i double brown bagged her last night.
2:what?
1: yeah i put a bag on her, then a bag on me too. In case hers fell off.
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