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A sandwich from KFC consisting of bacon, cheese, and thousand island dressing in between two pieces of chicken (fried or grilled). The sandwich has no bun, and has received extremely large amounts of controversy from various health groups. However, although the sandwich has 1,300 mg of sodium, about half of one's daily value, it does not have as much calories or fat as chicken sandwiches from Burger King or McDonald's. Also surprising, the grilled version of the sandwich actually has 50 mg more sodium than the crispy. Although not the healthiest choice one can make, it is certainly not the worst fast food item one may eat.
My wife thought I was crazy when I ordered the Double Down Sandwich at KFC, but it tasted delicious and wasn't too bad for me.
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For 5$ extra your server can stab you in the heart
That Double Down Sandwich was delicious!
That heart attack was delicious!
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A temporary loss of judgment and higher reasoning capability that one may experience immediately after consumption of KFC's double-down sandwich. Initial symptoms may include confusion, euphoria, and slurred speech. These are soon followed by loss of physical coordination and language ability (several patients have been observed to repeatedly utter variations of the phrase "hurr herp derp"). Patients may then enter a trance-like state for prolonged, variable amounts of time. A full recovery is typical within a few hours to a few days, although in some cases lasting brain damage has been reported.
In the hospital, it was discovered that what psychiatrists initially believed to be severe mental retardation was nothing more than a case of Double Down Syndrome after a late lunch.
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when two people have to take a shit at the same time but there is only one toilet. one person sits normally on the toilet and the other sits on top of the other person, straddling them (face-to-face) and takes a shit between the bottom persons legs.
whats gayer than a bag of dicks A Double Down Brown
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A person that is obviously so inbred it had to happen more than once. Like, the dad banged the brother and the brother shot the load across the room in to the mother; and that is how that face is buckled like that.
About 9 months after the noodlin’ derby/family reunion Alabama state banned the use of the same property for more than one event.
Ah! That bitch is so far past ugly she has to be an Alabama double-down!
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A sickness developed while playing Blackjack that causes you to risk all your chips constantly from doubling down.
Jim lost all of his money at the casino yesterday after getting a case of Double Down's Syndrome.
The listless state of consciousness experienced after eating a KFC Double Down sandwich.
Brad: "Why does Ken look like he's about to collapse?"
Trevor: "Judging by the lunch we just ate, it is my determination that Ken is suffering from Double Down Syndrome."
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