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to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once
'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'
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A way to express some down under love.
The way you do it, is you point both of your thumbs down, then slowly point them out and shout "TWO DOWN UNDER....THUMBS UP!"
Only Ozzy's will (most likely) get this joke.
As we we're leaving Outback Australian steakhouse, i told the waitress "I give this place Two down under...Thumbs up."
The very American waitress gave me a look, for she did not understand down under humor.
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Southern way of of saying you like to fuck with a face down and an ass up
Boy 1: “Yee Yee”
Boy 2: “Face down Ass up that’s the way we like to Fuuckk.”
Boy 1’s sister: “Yea that’s right”
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A quote from a youtuber and a fortnite streamer nickeh30
"never back down, never give up" - NickEh30
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when attempting intercourse you mistaken put your penis in a woman's ass intead of her vagina.
"Hey man, last night was so crazy! I was getting it on with Melissa and I went to stick it in but I got lost in the bushes and ended up down a dirt road."
"What did she say to that?"
"All she said was, 'Wrong hole but keeping going'!"
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The Konami code. This was originally used on the SNES to receive nine lives in Contra. Commonly people add start to the end of the code; however, this is not necessary it was just so people would un-pause their game.
If you're having trouble with Contra use the Konami code man, it's up up down down left right left right B A. It's that simple.
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The code for Ninendo's Contra to get 9 lives
The only way to beat Contra is to use the "up up down down left right left right B A start" code
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