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An intolerant, blood supremist, daddy's boy in the Harry Potter novels by JK Rowling who makes it his life goal to annoy the titular character as much as possible without actually being a credible threat.
In which Harry Potter is on the Hogwarts Express, sitting and doing nothing in particular.
Draco Malfoy: Hello Potty.
Harry Potter: Why do you do this every single year?
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Harry Potter 's worst enemy, although he is incredibly SEXY! He is in Slytherin like the rest of his family. Draco ends up marrying Astoria Greengrass and has a child named Scorpion Hyperion Malfoy.
LOSER: That Malfoy guy is so mean!
ME: Draco Malfoy is INCREDIBLY AWESOME!!!!
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He's a trend on the app tiktok and also like perfect ok? Ok
Person 1: have you seen Draco malfoy all over tiktok
Person 2 : ya hes like so perfect
draco malfoy has been a very bad boy. a death eater at 16 and now he makes the girls scream. draco malfoy you know he makes me hot boy. i want him to deflower me like lavender or pansy. draco malfoy could be my boy toy. play him like exploding snap if i could get down on his lap. i love the way he talks with his sexy british drawl i love the way he makes his little house elves crawl. i love his gray eyes and his white blonde hair.
draco malfoy is the slytherin sex god
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A character in Harry Potter who suffers from devilishly handsome good looks and amazingly passionate hatred (and secret gay love) for Harry Potter (who is always depressed not because of the dementors but because I instead have captured Deraco's evil Slytherin heart with my sexy butt under my robes and sensual wand wazing.)
Draco Malfoy: I'm hot, I am a wizard, and I will let you in my Chamber of Secrets anyday.
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, are you swooning over my Deathly Hallow?
S: *swoon*
Draco: Oh, don't be flabberghasted by my Sorcerer's Stone
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that hot thang from the Harry Potter books. Thank you JK Rowling!!!
Ash: I have a confession to make.
Nip: Yeah?.. Go on..
Ash: I'm obsessed with a guy who doesn't even exist!!!
Nip: Really? Er.. and who is that guy?
Ash: DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-o
Nip: /:)
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straight pimp. nothing else to be said
When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.
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