When your taking a shit in the tank of a toilet(upper deck) while getting a blow job(blumpkin).
I never knew I could get an upper dumpkin in the church bathroom.
The act of having vaginal sex while relieveing oneself of fecal matter.
"Dood, I was taking this huge dump the other day, when this chick came in and just rode my cock! It was amazing!" Paul "The Sodomizer"
Colorful term for little pebble turds; sounds like dropping a handful of marbles in the toilet. see also- dumpy lumpkins
lumpy dumpkins are not just for breakfast anymore.
/come dump-kin/
Noun, Adjective, Verb
1: A term used to refer pumpkins that are used as semen receptacles, an act popularized by the transfem community
2: The act of filling a submissive partner with semen in the month of October
3: A descriptor used to refer to a submissive partner with the nickname "pumpkin" who happens to be quite the cumslut
1: "I've decided to get more use out of my Jack-o-lantern this year by turning into a cum dumpkin! Now it makes a great Halloween decoration and the perfect way to unload cum!"
2: "Last night, I turned my partner into a cum dumpkin"
3: "Who's my sweet, submissive cum dumpkin?~"
on the phone with your lover and taking a dump at the same time.
I was taking a "(dumpkin)"while on the phone with my lover.
A man named Dan with orange hair.
Wow Dan, that's quite the dumpkin!
When you have sex on a toilet while taking a dump.
Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???