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Please don't murder hobbo in my game
They ruined my campaign, George, they killed the ally King in the First session, oh god, i don't think i Will ever play a Full dungeons and Dragons campaign
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The thing that has help the Catholic Church keep from having sex for 30 years
Dungeons and Dragons is so awesome though i wish i felt the nice touch of a woman
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To quote popular rock entertainer Marilyn Manson's autobiography:
'If each cigarette reduces your life by 6 minutes, then each game of Dungeons and dragons delays the loss of your virginity by 6 weeks.'
John: I've played Dungeons and dragons 15 times, and thus, the loss of my virginity has been delayed by 90 weeks!
Pedro: ...Want a cigarette?
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A game that losers and rejects play and talk about all day at school because they do not know anything else.
Look, that fag over there with clothes from salvation army plays dungeons and dragons all day.
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When a girl attempts to stick two dildos into another girl's anal cavity, and they get lodged in. Causing her to moan like a dragon.
Dungeons and Dragons
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A game for nerds who know that there life sucks. They play this game so they can escape their sucky lifes and try to be the strongest person ever, but only in this fantasy world.
My life sucks so Im going home to play Dungeons and Dragons.
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A game of extreme argument beetween geeks and pathetic losers. These arguments are often regarding extremly minor technicalities in the rules. The game itself is fun, but stress inducing and time consuming
I played dungeons and Dragons in my moms bassment
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