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someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.
a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
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The act of when a spellchecker gives you alterative spellings of a missed spelled word that are not even close to the word you typed. Even to the point of giving you alterative spellings that don’t even start with the same letter.
John: “Why did you put ‘Zigzags’ at the bottom of your text?
Sherry: “I guess my blackberry has Spellchecker Dyslexia and changed 'xoxoxo' to 'zigzags' when it spelljacked my text”.
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The term for a person who severly botches simple written words or sentences using a keyboard or phone. Used as colloquial slang suited for any time this occurs for any person, not a mental disorder of any kind.
Person 1: do yo rwaly thinl thats a giif idea
Person 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Person 1: Sorry, Typing Dyslexia
Person A: teh tim is right
Person B: Are you really using the overplayed 'teh' meme?
Person A: It's just Typing Dyslexia, calm the fuck down
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A form of active listening in which one repeats something that has just been said to them, but transposing words or letters to give a new meaning to the message. Its main purpose is usually to annoy, amuse, or both.
John (irate): I want to fucking die!
Marsha: I want to die fucking!
John: I like your idea better.
Being unable to read music, used in the show Metalocalypse on Adult Swim in the episode Dethtroll.
Skwisgaar Skwigelf has Music Dyslexia
Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Dude's Toki can't read music
Toki Wartooth: Can you?
Skwisgaar: No, I haves music dyslexkia . You know that. I don't wish to talk about it. *hangs head*
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Sexual dyslexia is when you see the spelling of a word, and your brain automatically turns it into something disgusting, dirty or sexual. Like ORGANISM becoming ORGASM. etc.
"Wow, Spiderman has a character named "Do Cock?"
"No, It's actually 'Doc Ock' - you've just got a severe case of sexual dyslexia."
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The inability to read an analog clock with precision, or knowledge of the Roman numerals.
Madeline: Johnny, what time is it?
Johnny: Why? There's a clock right there!!
Madeline: I want a precise time.
Johnny: You must have clock dyslexia. It's 1:17