shove earphones up your nose

Shove earphones up your nose is a common phrase when out to refer to snorting cocaine.

Jeff: You wanna go to the park and shove earphones up your nose tonight?
Dave: Yeah sure Bro

ghetto earphoning

The act of losing one gel part of an earphone, and therefore having to replace it with another gel part of an earphone, causing OCD.

I swear, ghetto earphoning is so low class. Just buy another headset you stupid poor shits.

Ghost earphones

When you take out one or both earbuds ,but you feel as if they are still plugged in you ears.

"Dude,I've been wearing those earphones for so long, I feel like I'm having ghost earphones in. So weird!"