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Eastchester

Perhaps the most boringass town in westchester, despite the flippin sweet shopping center that soccer moms in minivans love to inhabit. Other than that, Eastchester is filled with guidos and hoochie fifteen year olds who hang out in between blockbuster, the local exxon, and the library parking lot until the cops come to break it up and they have to call their bronx-native mothers and fathers to come get them so they don't have to get their "Urr Force Onez" dirty. Nearly all of these brats are italian and should stop acting black or else a swift kick in the ass is due their way. Oh, God Forbid.

"Rye Girl: What club do you belong to?
Eastchester Hooch: Lake Isle
Rye Girl: Stupid Hooch, that's not a club. It's a concrete wasteland with 6 pools filled with urine. Come to Shenerock Shore Club, and I'll show you what real living is like..."

by Westchesterlovin March 22, 2005

32๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eastchester

Good definition:Eastchester is a town in Westchester,NY.It gets hate bc its mainly upper middle class but many of the kids there act hard.There is more hate on ec from the kids there then from kids who dont live there. a good amount of the kids who hate ec seem to be part of the reason for the hate on it.Many of these kids act hard af but their dads drive bmw,cadillacs.Some of these kids come from the Bronx but they come from the one or two upper middle class sections of the BX (Riverdale, parts in country club, etc) which are parts of these places that are like the same as ec (wealth wise)Many of these kids complain about bs there and people being fake but this is a criticism of themseleves or the people they call friends .Its sad because it makes all the kids in ec look like fucks.most of the kids are pretty rich but there are also some kids who arent wealthy and do live in the smaller houses and few apartments of Eastchester.These kids arent as wealthy and they are from working to middle class families(I was one of them). These include kids who came from places like the Bronx,Y-O, Mount Vernon (etc), even kids just from ec or Tuckahoe they lived in small houses/apartments(again not bs I'm one of them)ironic as shit tho how these kids dont act as hard and dont bitch about their lives as much as the richer kids.lol.there is no hood in ec but not everyone there is rich and thinks that everything should be given to them. EC is a pretty nice place truthfully

Eastchester kid 1: I'm so fuckin pissed I didn't get a fucking Cadillac for my 16th bday. Wouldn't you be??

Eastchester kid 2: tf?! I'm probably not even gonna get a new car until I can pay for one myself.

Ec kid 1: what are you saying we live in ec don't you have a mansion?

Ec kid 2: Iight bruhh fuckofff

by moconahhh June 10, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eastchester

Eastchester is a Small town located in Westchester NY. The sound licks ass. Theirs never anything to do at all. Besides drive around in a car, getting harassed by cops at dunkin donuts, shop and stop, exxon, Lord and Taylors Etc. Everyone in Eastchester thinks they are cool. No one really has a life. And no one really leaves Eastchester. Everyone thinks they are black. And everyone in some way is Italian. The school sucks ass. The people are spoiled. They drive their mothers mercedes. They wear flaming clothes. Get a haircut like 5 times a week and shave their legs. Umm im bored. and im gonna go eat dinner. bye

EX. Boring ass town with posers who drive their parents expensive cars. Being spoiled thinking your black and being italian.

by POOPE June 8, 2005

21๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eastchester

Its the east side of westchester when its not fully to the east its actually 2 minutes in the car from yonkers which is on the west side of westchester. Eastchester filled with guidos and whores, and irish people. All the kids there are mostly italian american, and think that there in the mafia people have fake bronx accsents over there because they think there from arthur ave. All the kids drive BMWs and pimped out Jettas most of the tough kids over there grow up to be cops and give people a hard time, I my self grew up in queens and moved to westchester about 2 yrs ago and ive never seen a more mixed place in my life.

person 1: How yah doinn?
person 2: your not in the mafia your from eastchester
person 1: go fuck yah self

by NYZBEST September 12, 2006

18๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eastchester

a bunch of pussys that think they are hard

woodlawn stillwell nd eastchester are all pussy

by the hood August 22, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Eastchester

A low-life town in Westchester NY filled with a bunch of white people who think they're cool. Known to vape in the bathrooms and watch special kids take quarters out of the urinals. There's like a good 8 kids that aren't white in this school, but everyone pretends to act black to be cool and shit. Cliques include the cool kids (who just talk with each other and make fun of kids) the white trash, the nerds, and the others. It's a fucking mess

Andi: Look, a kid shit on the floor in the bathroom
Tomas: *while juuling* that's Eastchester for you

by tacomallshark March 24, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


EASTCHESTER

The hardest town in Westchester.peeps not from Eastchester be scared to role through this hood. Drug deals, gang bangs just a part of an average day in this hood. Da chesta be the home of the craziest motha Fuckas in new YOrk. Rappers car jackers, and crackers reside in this hood yo. This is a differnt type of hood an all white hood. if you came here you would of wished you never did

My brother got merced in Da chesta(Eastchester), the ghettoest hood alive

by Mcffizlkajfd July 7, 2007

10๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž