Eat-all-you-can

(Philippine English)

All-you-can-eat.

A buffet restaurant.

Eat-all-you-can restaurants are expensive

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You eat babies!

The next internet Meme. Said by John Marston to a sasquatch on undead nightmare, red dead redemption. spread it and let it be known!

Sasquatch: We eat berries, and mushrooms you fool!

John Marston: You eat babies!

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You Are What You Eat

A comeback for fat people.

Bully:You know, you are what you eat >:D
Fat Kid:Maybe that's why you're such a dick >:D

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You Are What You Eat

A racist term directed to white people.

Yo Mark's eating a cracker you are what you eat so hes a white ass cracker.

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you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit

the ridiculous condition of a winner politician who blames the former administrations, to justify the mere fact he is definitely unable.
Who does politics can choose the party to play with, the arguments to fight with, and the equivocal reasons to explain to the electorate, but can not choose the "favourite" priorities, budget deficits, environmental emergencies, and other embarrassing situations.

POLITICIAN: It's not my fault. The former mayor left a huge amount of budget deficit.
TV REPORTER (live): No, man: you can choose what you eat, you can not choose what you shit.

sometimes you eat the bear

Sometimes you eat the bear ... and sometimes the bear eats you. Expression describing the bipolar nature of life, the universe and everything, popularised among other places in the movie The Big Lebowski and fifty percent proven, at any rate, by the life of Timothy Treadwell.

Well, dude, sometimes you eat the bear, sometimes the bear eats you. But why d'ya have to use so many cuss words along they way?

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you are what you eat

A great comeback to use when someone calls you a pussy.

Guy 1: "You won't jack that car?! You're a pussy."

Guy 2: "Well, you are what you eat."

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