Ebay: The time clock buster.
Ebay: Freedom of being your own boss.
Ebay pays my bills when I list items for others to buy.
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A place to where you can hustle and be hustled on the internet.
John just hustled that guy on ebay.
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the place where they sell shark fetii for $13
draik: hey look its a shark fetus on ebay wtf
draik's friend: so what i found a piece of toast bitten by justin timberlake.
draik: justin timberlake has no balls
draik's friend: yeah i know
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The easiest place to fraud people and steal their money. The police won't stop it, because Ebay pays them too much money in taxes. Proof that there is a price tag on everything, including breaking the law.
I stole $10,000 from customers on Ebay today. It was easy as setting up a fake paypal account and selling imaginary rolexes on ebay. Why get a job?
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The place where the Sailor stars botoleg goes for mad amounts and is where I sold my fiancee Dash
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The only place on the internet where a fucktard will pay 28 grand USD for a ten year old fucking grilled cheese sandwich with a picture of my mom on it. Also a place where my stolen iMac and iPod showed up, Got it back.
The joint also robs you of fees. Fucking listing fees, extra features fees, final value fees, and paypal fees.
d00d, I got charged fees on ebay for having two kidneys and a dick!
d00d, A stupid bitch stole my iMac and put it up on ebay and I found it and turned him it. Now I can buy a Power Macintosh G5 with the settlement!
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A site where assholes can put in a bid in the last few minutes of the auction to try to screw over other people who want to fairly bid for the item.
last minute bidders at ebay are so annoying
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