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A fine, lustrous cotton grown in Egypt.
Egyptian Cotton is a long staple cotton, valued for its softness and texture. Longer staple fibers help produce a softer fabric, either sheet or towel. Egyptian cotton also is known for its high absorbency and so valued in towels.
"This sheet made of egyptian cotton is superior to the others as it feels softer"
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Like an Eiffel Tower, the sexual act where a woman is receiving doggystyle while giving oral. However, her hands are also used to jerk off one guy to her left and one to her right. When all four guys give a high five they create the shape of an Egyptian Pyramid.
We were giving Robert's mom the Eiffel Tower, but when she saw Joe and Steve walk in she demanded an Egyptian Pyramid. She loved it!
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A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.
What shall we have for breakfast?
In honor of the Egyptian Eggbeater, how about some Egyptian Eggs!
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When a couple decide to take their relationship further, with both parties shitting in a bathtub, and then one partner receives anal sex in the reverse cowgirl position. Like riding a boat.
Hey Babe, wanna take a trip on the Egyptian Riverboat?
Getting sprayed with fecal matter during anal sex usually due to uncontrollable diarrhea caused by drinking foreign water.
I was completely hitting this hotty from behind when she gave me an egyptian sprinkler and got shit all over me.
When you wrap another person in toilet paper and pour hot sauce down their ass crack
Come on, let me make you my Egyptian Firecracker, it really turns me on.
A slightly hairer version of the plain old teabag. Thought to be related to the fact that the peoples of the Middle East have thick, dark hair.
Cindy came up coughing violently when Chuck gave her the old Egyptian teabag. Maybe he should catch up to the 2000s and trim the boys! - Sol R.
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