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The Elder Wand, variably known as the Deathstick, the Wand of Destiny, the Eldruhn Wand, and the Elhorn Wand, is one of the Deathly Hallows.
According to legend, whoever united it with the Resurrection Stone and the Cloak of Invisibility would be the Master of Death. It was said to be the most powerful wand that had ever existed and was able to perform feats of magic that would normally be considered impossible. For example, it was able to fully mend another wand that was thought to be damaged beyond repair.
It is fifteen inches long, made of Elder. It has a core of Thestral tail hair.
Harry Potter was the last master of the Elder Wand, Draco Malfoy being the previous master, then Albus Dumbledore before him who defeated the previous master, Gellert Grindlewald, in 1945. Grindlewald, in turn, stole it from the Bulgarian wandmaker, Gregorovitch who is the most recent master that the books mention.
Voldemort was in posession of the wand for a short period of time however he did not understand that to be the master of the wand you had to have won it from the last master, he stole it from Albus' grave not knowing that the wand alreadt trully belonged to Draco who had disarmed the headmaster before his death.
The power of the Elder Wand ended with Harry as it is mentioned in the books that he returned the wand back to Dumbledores grave.
Harry Potter was the last master of the Elder Wand.
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The oldest and most powerful homosexual in a 10 mile radius.
1. When a person doesn’t want to do shit and he doesn’t feel like working out, doing sports, or anything healthy
2. A guy who can’t progress anything cause he doesn’t want to (someone who doesn’t want to change there bad habits or bad strategies)
1. Derk: Bro today I don’t feel like working out
Brian: You haven’t worked out for like 2 weeks your an elder ass
2. Percy: You gotta change this drake cause you keep failing on your work
Drake: Nahh it’s all good I got it all under control
Percy: STFU u say that shit cause your an elder ass
Any thing or person that in it’s youth was sensually compelling, but with age has become repulsively old. Centerfold models, now elephant skinned octogenarians and wine, especially expensive and highly rated wine that you personnaly paid lots of money for, which is well past drinkability are examples of elder porn. An originally expensive tech tool that you showed off to your friends, but was quickly eclipsed and is now old and embarrassing to be seen with.
Despite its high rating by Parker and the Wine Spectator, the 1984 Ol’ Puss Won is today little more than elder porn. I paid $300 for that wine and let it rot in my cellar.
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The box elder served me green jello with tiny marshmallows.
This polygamist's household has more box elders than the Susquehannah Valley.
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The single most bad ass weapon ever created.
Easily beats out a lightsaber, troll sword and Federation Pistol combined.
Bill: so, how bad ass is this new Lightsaber I got for Christmas?
Me: pretty awesome.
Bill: what did you get?
Me: the greatest fucking weapon ever created.
Bill: what's that?
Me: Elder Wand.
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What Dumbledoor says to Ron, Hermione,and Harry in the Potter Puppet Pals in the Wizard Swears episode.
The elder swear you must never repeat it to any one.
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