Electability

The chance a political candidate has of actually getting elected as represented by the media and public opinion.

Smart Friend - "That Ron Paul guy is right on literally everything its not even funny!"

Dumb Friend - "Yeah I know, hopefully one of the candidates with electability starts stealing his talking points so that we can get some of those ideas implemented."

Smart Friend - "I'm moving to Iceland."

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Elect

Adj.

Dead or Fuckt up real bad

U betsta step up out my face or ima leave u elect son

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election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

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Elected

a single term used to describe something which is beyond good. Often used when no other word will suffice.

Me:"I just dipped doritos in curry sauce, it's so good."
Paulie: "Elected."

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election

A competition against two people to see who will get the most votes

There is another election coming soon, I wonder who should I vote for?

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Fortified Election

Code name for rigging an election. Utilizing a cabal (A conspiratorial group of plotters or intriguers.) To manipulate the voters

well-funded cabal of powerful people, working together behind the scenes to influence perceptions, change rules and laws, steer media coverage and control the flow of information. They were not rigging the election; it was a Fortified Election

student election

A popularity contest; contrary to the widely accepted definition of an election, an election in high school is based solely on popularity. The losing contestant was probably offering a cure for AIDs, but the winner is on the football team and all the chicks love him.

--Dan: Hey, who are you voting for in the new election?
--Sarah: Jayme! He's such a dreamboat.
--Dan: Yeah me too! He's my bud!
--Tom: Whoa whoa whoa, why not Jack? He had some really good points that he made at the election, he didn't need a script and didn't murmur. I don't even remember what Jayme said!
--Dan: Dude, Jack isn't cool. At all.
--Sarah: And he's not as cute as Jayme.
--Tom: *sigh* Student elections.

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