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ryder elementary school

A shitty school in cobleskill that is linked to golding middle school where the small fuckers grow into big fuckers thanks to the rednecks and homophobics in golding middle school.

Ryder Elementary School is the breeding grounds for the big fuckers.

by the cobleskill fucker October 10, 2017

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Agassiz Elementary school

The most ghetto white school on the north side of Chicago. Agassiz is were white kids that live in Lincoln park go, and black kids that are gifted go. It is one of the worst schools in the north side of Chicago. The Principals shady and we are constantly losing teachers. Most of the white kids become ghetto and get gang affiliate. Most kids from the south side commute over an hour just for our ratchet ass school. Our staff has no diversity besides Ms. Robertson, Me. Oni, and any of our security guards. We haven't had a stable language teacher for middle school for 4 years. All of our sports teams suck ass and never win anything because our coaches are man teachers that sometimes play basketball. There's always fights, and iss is given out as if it is a hall pass. Mr. Z will forever be the best substitute. Mrs. Flanagan will forever be missed. And Ms. H will forever hunt class of 2018-2022 minds. DO NOT SEND YOUR KIDS HERE THEY WILL BE FUCKED UP.

Random kid: what elementary school did you go to.

Kid from Agassiz: Agassiz Elementary school

Random kid: that’s why you’re a thot and fucked up.

by sassybasketballgirl69 October 24, 2019

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Underwood Elementary School

School of kind kids and bad grades but with ok teachers. Strict rules and is known for bad principle.

Underwood Elementary School describes trash

by Your kid from 2003 June 20, 2019


Hillside Elementary School

hell

aw man bob must be living in a Hillside Elementary School since the thing happened

by OddFoot123 April 23, 2022


Mckevett Elementary School

Mckevett Elementary School is the worst school to exist in all of history. They will ignore you, yell at you, and then get it your parents side. We’re not js kids. We’re humans, Mckevett.

“Where was your last teaching job?”

“ I was a teacher at Mckevett Elementary School in Santa Pau-“

“EW GET TF OUTTA HERE YOU UGLY ASS SNAKE”

by Yalldontknowmyasslmao April 4, 2023


bramblewood elementary school

A decent school to go to in the Coquitlam area. Big playground and field, and decent teachers. Tennis court beside the school.

Parent: So how was the first day of Kindergarten?

Child: Bramblewood Elementary School is a decent school. Decent playground. Decent grass. Decent Teachers. Decent everything.

by TheJAlien November 8, 2021


Kinnikinnick Elementary School

Kinnikinnick Elementary School is a grade school in Roscoe, IL with an average student population of 400 because it only allows 4th and 5th graders. It is also the home of the Braves. The teachers are reasonably nice but some will take you to the Rockton Cemetery on your last day of school to look at old headstones. It has a great playground and only has seven buses to take children home in. The school used to be the middle school of Roscoe, but was annihilated after a Tornado hit it during the 1970's. It was rebuilt as a grade school. Kinnikinnick was a Native American Tribe and thus the name of the school. Anyone who goes here will have a good education.

"Where did you go to grade school?"
"Kinnikinnick Elementary School."
"What the hell kind of name is that?! Dude. How do you even spell that?"
"I don't know. I went to the school and I still don't know how to spell it."

by Mrs. Meers September 14, 2011

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