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1. The ultimate Mary Sue fantasy race.
They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.
2. A Mary Sue Tolkien race.
My elf figher/mage/thief who dual-weilds +10 scimitars of speed is named "Caraistlehoff" and scores with hot elven women every night!
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One of the magic forest folks. Usually have long, gold-colored hair, although some can have darker. They are swift with a bow and arrow, and do not have a life span. To be killed, they have to die from an injury. Noted for their pointy ears. (what's the point of being an elf without the ears???)
Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.
Legolas is such a hot elf, what with that long, blonde hair. And the ears.
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Same principles as LOL..Lmao...Rofl......whatever the kids are saying these day...
So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.
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1. A very short person
2. The bad guys from Thor the dark world
That guy is so short that he is an elf
1. Someone who has pointy ass ears.
2. A bitch who snitches to Santa.
3. A midget.
4. A toy-making piece of shit
1. Nicole: “Look at them ears, what a fucking elf”
2. Ben: *smokes weed* “What are u gonna do, tell fucking Santa u little elf”
3. “Damn she thicc, but what a elf”
4. Elf: “I’m so jolly making balls to put into Santa’s sack”
When you get drunk and do productive work around your house. Because of your inebriation you forget all about doing the work in the morning, so it's like an Elf came and did it for you
"How was your weekend?"
"It was good. Did some elfing on Saturday night, so when I got up the spare bedroom was all painted."
Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.
"Hoe hoe hoe! Come hither elf, I'm rockin shakespear tonight."
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