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An irrational, nonsensical, politicized version of a conservationalist.
Environmentalists are insincere, since they only care about the environment for political gain. Anyone who really cares about the environement are known as conservationalists.
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People who protest:
1 Trees being cut down.
2 Animals being tested for any use, bad or good.
3 Animals being eaten.
1.environmentalist: SAVE THE TREES, WIPE YOUR BUTT WITH AN OWL!
2. environmentalist: SAVE THE OWLS, WIPE YOUR BUTT WITH YOUR HAND!
3. environmentalist: I'm hungry, I'll go to Mcdonalds since they don't use meat in 80% of their food...
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Environmentalist are heartless opinionated bastards that don't give a crap about any one else but themselves, according to whom cycling is preventing hikers from "enjoying quiet solitude and serenity".
Environmentalist 1: "Lets go make a scene for no reason"
Environmentalist 2: "Sure what you wanna do?"
Environmentalist 1: "Why not file a law suit to screw over bikers making 168 miles of Montana's trail into 60 miles just for the hell of it?"
Environmentalist 2: "Sounds like a good time..."
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Idealistic idiots who are should all be rounded up and burned, or just shot on sight. (also see hippie)
"environmentalists love to have sex with trees"
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a wonderful human being that cares for nature and wildlife - or just nature in general .
in short, Leonardo Dicaprio.
man Leonardo Dicaprio is such an environmentalist! he's so cool *-*
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A radical person (usually liberal or a hippie) who deliberately takes extreme actions in order to "save the environment", when there are already processes underway and have been underway for many years now.
the hippie environmentalist wacko actually lived in a tree for 3 years to keep it from being chopped down.
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Also known as a "Hummvironmentalist", this person drives around a Hummer (usually an H2, though rarely an H3, or even more rarely an H1) which is often left in 2nd or 3rd gear and is ALWAYS in 4WD mode, who has an environmentalist plate. This is sometimes thought to be contradictory, but it actually means that they want to preserve the national parks to drive their hummers in.
Hummer environmentalists are the biggest hypocrites the world has ever known.
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