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The credo of the asphalt worker: I pave, therefore I am.
I put "munio, ergo sum" on my resume and the road building company hired me.
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Latin for, I think, therefor I am a corgi.
René Descartes dog, on a sunny walk, contemplated to itself, cogito ergo corgi.
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A way of explaining a man's attraction to a woman based on the size, shape, or general excellence of here breasts, i.e., ahem, titties.
"Damn, look at that rack. I want to hit that."
"Cogito ergo sum titties, amirite?"
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Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera is a logical fallacy whereby something is assumed to be true because someone photoshopped a picture of it.
An example of "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" is a picture of a Nobel Prize stained in blood stating that someone doesn't deserve a Nobel Prize because they are responsible for more deaths than Hitler. "Photoshop hoc, ergo hoc vera" applies people assume that the picture is true just because someone made it, and then share it with others.
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Latin for "with this, therefore because of this"
Basically says, just because A = B , and B = C, A ≠ C.
Example of cum hoc ergo propter hoc:
If Chad likes Megan, and Megan likes Barbie Dolls, that does not mean that Chad likes Barbie Dolls.
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An argument given not to make a point but to prove the intelligence of the person making it.
You: "I feel strongly about 'topic' and here is why."
Some guy on the internet: "That may be the case but did you know caring about things is for idiots? Ergo me smart."
An uncorrected harelip that is optimal for fellatio.
Dude, she came over last night and she had a ergo lip on her that could suck the rust off a bumper!!