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Eric is a mentally retarded cat who can fly. Once this lil fella gets the taste of blood, he lands on top of statues and turns into a demon and attacks fat people.
Woah did you see that Eric fly by yesterday?
There goes another Eric at work.
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He is the most sweetest honest and loyal guy you will ever meet. And he is very handsome and sexy. All the girls want to be with him. He can be stubborn and always wants to be the leader and in control in situations but he is kind and loving to his family and friends. To his girlfriend he wants to always make her happy and show her that he loves her... He shows love and compassion to the person he is with... He is committed to a relationship and loyal. If you find yourself a Eric you are one lucky girl. Hang on to him tightly.
eric: hey baby, just calling to let you know what im doing and to tell you that I love you so much babe.
girlfriend: Awww I love you too baby so much. Im very lucky to have such a great wonderful loving boyfriend like you.
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He's the kind of guy that tries his best at things, sarcastic, absent-minded, and dense. Kind to everybody even people who probably don't deserve it. His wonderful eyes are very beautiful. A light hazel and very tall, a gentle giant and a troll at the same time. He jokes at inappropriate times, says the wrong things to people, but is always honest to people. No matter the situation, would rather be brutally honest then lie. A nerd, who spends his time playing Bioshock, and Resident Evil. Resembles a twig, but is a food-addict. The kind of guy you would want to be best friends with. Dense with feelings although, will not understand things unless properly explained. Stupid in common sense ways, a genius in book smarts. Too innocent to make moves on girls while also being a pervert at the same time. He's the most confusing, infuriating being anybody has ever met. But that's what we love about him.
Eric is soooooo sarcastic.
Why can't Eric ever gain any weight? He's a twig!
Sometimes, he's just so dense to feelings.
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Eric has a huge cock, prefers blondes with ponytails
Damn Eric is so cool, I should kill myself!
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a very very very very very sexy piece of bacon
I could really use an Eric right now
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An Eric is an act in which someone of old age acts juvenile in their expressions and lack of intellect when insulting someone, as they have pish patter, "Da Patter" some may say. Mixing "Da Patter" with the attitude of a young delinquent results in "An Eric".
A normal person: "Are you taking the mick?"
Eric: "dID YoU jUSt SaY yOU WaNt To SuCk mY DiCK?!"
bystander: "There he's doing an Eric"
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Eric is a very large hearted man. He enjoys to make you smile and compliment you. Sometimes short tempered but have an amazing smile and gorgeous eyes. Eric actually dont cheat, they are loyal and will do anything to make you theirs.
Girl 1: OMG, you are so lucky to have Eric
Girl 2: I know right
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