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Any one of a million acronyms or pseudonyms used to describe services offered by escorts (prostitutes). Typically used to avoid incriminating themselves if they are busted. Examples - ymmv your mileage may vary, dfk deep french kissing, greek(anal), bbbj bareback blowjob, cbj covered blowjob, gfe girlfriend experience etc....
Joe: "hey i banged that escort last night."
Josh: "yea? How was it, did she let you go greek?"
Joe: "whats that mean?"
Josh: "oh, it is escort slang for anal
Joe: " yes she took it in the ass, but it costed an extra 20 bucks!"
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A sexual partner who happens to also be related to you.
"Dude what's Pete's deal?"
"I dunno man, he's kinda lost it. Rumor has it he saw a kentucky escort last night too"
"Gross"
A cheap, reliable, and gas efficient car produced by Ford. While weighing less than a Honda Civic and having a bigger engine it still manages to be slow as hell and can get beat by almost anything. Its pretty much a go-cart with a interior!
1.) Dude I put $10 in my escort! That will last me half a month!
2.) My Ford Escort weighs 500 pounds less than your Civic and has a bigger engine by .2 liters, and i just got a tune up! Why did I lose the race?
3.) Dude the go-cart place said for five more dollars than the ticket price, i would be allowed to take the escort onto the track, but then i would waste an extra five dollars and have no chance at winning.
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A call-girl for rich men.
Mary- Why do you spend so much on makeup?
Ann- I'm an upscale escort now. I make over $450 per hour!
Mary- Whore.
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The opposite of a cock blocker, tends to want to help hook you up with unwanted females.
Dude, my dad is such a cock escort, he wants me to date some ugly church chick.
The point where a group of girls are so drunk that they assume the position of escorts for an older, ugly, likely foreign rich man who oversteps the boundaries of comfort in exchange for nice dinners and tables at clubs.
"We let this guy Omar buy us a table at Opium, he was really creepy but we were just totally escort drunk."
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london's top class prostitutes who charge huge money just cuz they dont do business on streets
joe:i hooked up with this hot pros
nik:for how much?
joe:200 pounds
nik:shit thats expensive man.was it a london escort
joe:yea.though expensive,london escorts are smokin hot dude.
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