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Yeah-yeah, I fucking know- Wait, (let me google the word esoteric quick.... Oh... That not what I thought it meant... Yeah, this whole thing is that actually but I mean, you see this fucking "voice of God" shit they're doing, right? Like, what the fuck is that all about?
Hym "Yeah, it is pretty esoteric isn't it? Muh brains are huge dawg. And my energy is the maximum amount that a person can have."
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Questions Under Extreme Esoterical Leniency (Queer).
What SGB has...
That nigga SGB got some type of mufuggin esoteric rizz or some shii mane...
The set of behaviours and beliefs that boomers gravitate towards when they lose touch with the non-boomer world.
Includes things such as:
- All caps facebook posts and comments that should be private messages
- Hating one's children or considering them to be entitled despite having to compete in a 10x harsher field
- Loving all ideas when said by a talking head on TV, but hating the same ideas when formulated differently (TV says we must fight Iran, but we cannot increase taxes or cut medicare for it)
- Drawings of skeletons riding motorcycles, for some reason
- The Myspace aesthetic, without even knowing what it is
Esoteric boomerism often takes the form of well-meaning advice that turns out to be so retarded it elicits the opposite reaction from its audience
Did you hear that Mike's grandparents charge them for Thanksgiving dinner while expecting them to fly to their mansion in California?
Oh dude, I thought my parents kicking me out of the house at 18 was peak boomerism, but this is esoteric boomerism
Esoteric Phnecs is a wager player who dodges wagers.
Anyone: hey wanna wager for $10?
Esoteric Phnecs: no bro im scared!