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Esports Ready. A term used in the gaming community. It means that a game is optimized and ready for online or offline competitive play on a grand stage. Often used in a derogatory sense or ironically, to dictate to others that a game is poorly optimized and not ready for release, much less competitive play.
Classic: This game is AMAZING! We "Esports Ready" out here.
New: Did you see my pirate ship fly into outer space once it was hit? "Esports Ready" by the way.
An Esports team with members Cumson98, Gtinners, Fitzgerald and Skevry
Hey did you watch the Sca esports game
Yeh man Fitzz slayed bruh!!1
RULZ ESPORTS is the most underrated esports organization in the middle east
- yo, u know rulz esports
-yeah dude, they are so underrated
One with a particularly strong virginity shield who is often allergic to women. Professional esports players are hard to come by in public since they spend all their hours cooped in their coom cave. Although, when one is forced into society, they can be spotted due to their lack of hygiene. Traces like cum stains, strong BO, or Dorito dust are defining traits in a professional esports player.
a: Why is Michael having a seizure after grazing Suzy's elbow?
b: Oh he is a professional esports player.
"New into the eSports field, eager to give it our best!"
eSports organization founded on the 17th of January 2018 by Arancii and Gallons , debuted in the CS:GO stage as an italian indie competitive team.
AntartiK is now hiring new member to kickstart a new and better eSports team in games such as CS:GO, Rocket League, Overwatch, Fortnite.
You can contact AntartiK eSports by joining their discord server : discord .gg/rRExHjS
or following their respective account on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram.
AntartiK eSports has a great potential in the eSports community!
Take two Nintendo™ switch pro controllers, and two players. one controller up the ass and one up the urethra (can ALSO be up their ass if male), take another controller and play a game of smash bros (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice.) (Players can raise the stakes by having the commentators give them footjobs.) Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
Ex. “Man, that guy pissed me off, so me and my gay best friend gave him the Mongolian esports finalist.” “Naturally, we won.”
Items Needed:
-any television display or projector
-two normal sized people
-two Nintendo switch Pro Controllers
-Nintendo Switch
-3.4 gallons of prune juice
-Super smash Bros ultimate cartridge for the Nintendo Switch
-Match commentators (optional)
Take two people and the Nintendo pro controllers, and insert the controllers in the ass or up the urethra (can also be up their vagina if female), and play a game of super smash bros while the controllers are inside them. (MUST be played while naked and lubricated in prune juice). Whoever wins must make the other person ejaculate AND lose the game of smash bros. (essentially ranked Jerkmate).
(To add an extra layer of difficulty, have the match commentators give the players footjobs while playing)
Ex. “Man, that guy kicked my ass at esports finals, so now I have to face him in a Mongolian ESports Finalist tournament along with the commentators”