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Ethan

ethan is one word with thousands of meanings. hes the sweetest guy youll ever meet! he is very talented and enjoys sports a lot. not to mention that hes a crackhead, but also has a very soft side. he can be your 3 am thoughts or maybe even lose his driver license cause of driving you insane by his perfection! trust me, its IMPOSSIBLE to not fall for him. his heart is made out of pure gold while his mind is pure beauty. he may be protective, possessive and very jealous sometimes, but hes cute as fuck no matter how he acts. angry? stupid? nope, cant change my mind. epitome of perfection; ethan. perhaps the best boyfriend ever.

keyo: oh look, perfection is approaching us!

someone: you mean ethan?

keyo: yeah, man, shit i got a big fat crush on him

by ethan's stalker, keyo January 5, 2019

137πŸ‘ 41πŸ‘Ž


Ethan

Ethan Is A person With A 100Inch Penis

8=D x100 tht is Ethan's Dick

by EthanIsAwesome July 6, 2012

209πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


Ethan

Just don’t fuck with him... just don’t

Friend 1: yo wana go fuck up ethan

Friend 2: nah bro I wouldn’t do that if I was you

by Ethanmooreisdaddy July 21, 2018

49πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Ethan

He's someone who loves anything and everything about cars, four wheelers, etc. He's super smart and is a young engineer. He's a great friend who always wants to hang with his friends even if it's for 20 seconds between school classes. He cherishes his friends as if they are the meaning of life to him, no matter how idiotic or weird they are. If stressed, he goes and does a ton of burnouts on his four wheeler, and burns rubber till there's like, no tire left. Voice still cracks up, but that's okay. Loves the hell out of his dogs. Especially Phineas.

Ethan is a real piece of work. Just like his sketch kart.

by MyLilPotato October 1, 2018

20πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Ethan

has a killer mike wazowski impression

"I'd live in a penthouse in a room with view," -Ethan (or Mike Wazowski you never know)

by yeeeeeeeeeethan March 17, 2019

26πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ethan

Usually a sweet, amazing, and loving guy who will always be there for his family and friends. Easy going, very athletic, strong yet kind and gentle. A guy any girl would love to spend their life with. btw he`s mine

Girl 1 "OMG, is that the new guy?"
Girl 2 "yea, totally an Ethan"
Girl 1 "sooo agreed, he`s mine!!"

by his girl94 April 10, 2011

310πŸ‘ 101πŸ‘Ž


Ethan

Loveable

sweet, loving, intelligent, and great sense of humor. He is the kinda guy that instead of spending Friday night together (one night stands), you would want to spend all of Saturday with him. A guy who puts others before himself, especially the people he cares a lot about. He is a one of a kind. Someone you can always depend on and never be mad at. Never let go of an Ethan. He is the best thing that will ever happen to you.

by situation3 February 10, 2014

97πŸ‘ 27πŸ‘Ž