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noun: a person using clumsy hand movements and slurred speech to communicate- usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
reference: taken from the little creatures in Star Wars called ewok and their most memorable qualities which include a mix of indiscernible speech and awkward body language.
I didn't think you'd be an ewok just after one shot!
Sorry what? I don't speak ewok so you gotta try a little harder dude. haha
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(N) Noun.
Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).
(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.
ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!
Definition 2
Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.
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One of the most hated Star Wars characters ever, along with the most hated character: Jar Jar Binks.
It is best to call those Ewoks, "Evil Care Bears"!
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A euphemism used to describe people of Okinawan descent. It is due to the fact that people whether part or full Okinawan tend to be short, brown, and hairy. See also Mogwai, Okinawan
Person 1: "Look at Ikei! That Okinawan kid is so short, brown and hairy! "
Person 2: "Yeah, that's why we call him an Ewok."
Person 1: "Are you going to the Okinawan Bon Dance tonight?"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll be there with the rest of the Ewoks"
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2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained storm troopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars
Ronny Matthews: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.
Paul Russo: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.
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2 ft tall koalas from the empire strikes back who live on one of endor's moons. with only primative weapons they unrealistically defeated a batallion of trained stormtroopers wielding state of the art weapons. they can chill in they orange hoodies all they want, but that doesnt make them a worthy adversary. definitely the worst characters in star wars
Ronny: yo ese, what up wit that little bear in dis here movie.
Paul: chill homeboy, that aint no bear; dats a ewok. they kinda suck tho.
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the ewok bridge in the woods behind the back parking lots at stockton. it is called the ewok bridge because the words ewok are written on the post. many drugs are smoked here.
hey guys, fuck the bowl, lets ewok it out!
the sto po will never find us out on the ewok.
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