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A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.
Boss: Get on with your work!
Alan: Fornicate this excrement.
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"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"
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I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.
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A synonym of shit show or fecal festival; a crazy time when anything can happen.
Jeff: "Hey man, you should swing by my place on Friday night. It's going to be a total excrement expo!"
Ryan: "Real shit show, huh? I'll be there!"
*Ding Dong*
Jeff: "Welcome to the shit show, man."
Ryan: "Um...it smells bad in here. Where's the keg? Why don't I see any hot girls?"
Jeff: "Even better my friend. This right here is a rare petrified dropping from a 15th century dodo bird...oh and this one over here came from a woolly mammoth 100,000 years ago!"
Ryan: "Dude. I didn't realize you meant that literally. This is a bunch of bullshit."
Jeff: "No, the bull shit is in the other room. Really interesting stuff. Let me show you."
Ryan: "Screw this. I'm swayze."
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The act of taking a shit in holy water.
The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.
the lowest person on the totem pole, unworthy of a dog's piss or shit.
Originally quoted by Jack Dylan Grazer. When one shoves a firecracker up their anus and lights it on fire with the wick sticking out of ones anus.
Harley: I’m going to commit Excrement Firecracker!
David: No! Don’t do it!
Harley: *Explodes from the inside out*