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The act of plowing your partner in the anal cavity while annointing him/her with oils & salts or holy water, as you recite passages from the Old and New Testament (specifically Mark 6:7, Acts 16:18, Mark 9:38-40). You then proceed to baptize the subjects face with your holy load in the "sign of the cross" and yell loudly "I HAVE EXERCISED THE DEMONS! This ass...is clear." Then you rip a page out of the Bible and tell them to wipe their face off with it and call them a dirty whore.
Your significant other uses the bathroom and afterwards you go in to find a horrible stench and that the walls are bleeding. You consult your local parish and they inform you that they are in dire need of an "Anal Exorcism".
"Dude her shit smelled so bad so I told I'd give her an anal excorsim!!"
"Dude I excorsized your Moms anal demons last night."
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When the demon tells the priest to get out the child
The reverse exorcism went well
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The act of taking a shit in holy water.
The pastor took an excremental exorcism before bending me over the alter and licking my arse.
GAY EXORCISM: The repeated attempt to draw the demons of homosexuality out of someone by playing loud disco music while wearing sequins. A last-resort exorcism may involve sucking them out.
We all wore sequins and played the disco music loudly at the gay exorcism to excise the gay demons from him, when that didn't work we sucked them out of him!
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A reverse-exorcism is when the demon tells the priest to get out of the child's body.
This can only happen if the priest is in the middle of his "investigations"
The reverse-exorcism was a blast, i heard that the demon joined in on the priest and Lil-Kim-Jong. They all did the gok-gok
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Expelling demons through passionate orgy sex. The more crucifixes used, the better.
Did you hear about Will's party last weekend? I heard they had an exorcism orgy.
The act of banishing a song from your head after it has been stuck there for days. There are two known methods of musical exorcism:
1) Listen to a recording of the song in your head
2) Begin singing "Black Betty" by Ram Jam to yourself
I wake up every morning thinking of nothing but "Just Dance" by Lady Gaga. Time to queue up Grooveshark and perform a musical exorcism.
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