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When you're sad but you dont know why and listening to Billie Eilish doesn't help
Hey man what's wrong with him.
Oh, he's just depresso expresso
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A shot of expresso mixed with any hard liquor, but usually whisky.
“Well I’m spending this night alone so time for a depresso expresso”
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A sex position in which cactus skin full of spikes is wrapped around the males penis, and inserted in the females vagina. extremely painfull for both partys
Dude, that girl let me gave her a mexican expresso, she didnt even moan
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this is a horrible feeling. this is when you absolutely hate everything that is happening in your boring life. so get some expresso for your depresso. and don't worry i have some depresso too!
guy 1 - what's wrong?
girl 1 - i don't have any expresso for my depresso
When your depressed but very open about it. Usually, people who are “expresso depresso” are probably faking it for attention. Or they are trying to get help.
Girl: I’m depressed!
Boy: No, you’re expresso depresso
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Intercourse via the anus, committed by a large Irish man with an Italian man of smaller physical stature.
{espresso, past participle of esprimere, to press out, from Latin exprimere : ex-, ex- + premere, to press; see per-4 in Indo-European roots.}
Hobs licked Sean's backside while Matt gave him an
Irish Expresso .
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An act which is rather sick, but it takes place between 2 men, the one, with his butt cheeks apart, has diarrhea in a foam cup, while his partner cums in it, thus, providing the "milk" for the already warm "expresso".The 2 men start drinking it in turns, and end up with nice "chocolate" moustaches.
You want a Human Expresso with cream?
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