National F*ck Dress Code Week

The week before Thanksgiving is National F*ck Dress Code Week at school (unless you have uniforms).

"Why are you wearing that?" "That's dress code!"

"No it's not, it's National F*ck Dress Code Week

Terre haute titty f*ck

Finding a nice girl in any state kiddnapping her and bringing her to terre haute indiana then titty fucking her agaist her will till you ejaculate on her chin

Last week on my buissness trip too ohio I met this chick and im totally going to give her a terre haute titty f*ck after my 5 oclock meeting

6👍 19👎

National f*ck your friend day

Relationship or not f*ck your friend on June 16th

“Today’s national f*ck your friend day”

3👍 2👎

f♥ck

what steam uses instead of censoring the f word like f*ck, they censor it like f♥ck.

Steam page: what the f♥ck is going on

My password is F*ck you B*tch

Guy: Hey wats ur password

Me: My password is F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch F*ck you B*tch

Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon

An expression, depicting the desire for progression to another task, derived from the recent viral video war between Jimmy Kimmel and Matt Damon as facilitated by Kimmel's girlfriend Sarah Silverman.

"Halo 3's played out. Let's put down the guitar and f*ck Matt Damon."

"Sure. Wait? What the f*ck did you just say?"

,or,

Dude, you're always skipping from one thing to the next. For once could you just hold on to the guitar and NOT f*ck Matt Damon!

23👍 11👎

f*ck

a bad word pls dont say it

Satan: "F*ck!"
Jesus: "Very bad Satan, go back to bed."