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On most computer applications, F1 is the keyboard shortcut to bring up the help menu. Thus, the phrase "Press F1" is most appropriately given as a reply to anybody who needs help, especially in the psychiatric sense.
<Joe> Oh my god, at lunch today, everybody stopped talking and I said, "Crap, the chat died." I really need to stop wasting time on IRC.
<Phil> Dude, you really need help. Seriously. Press F1.
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A perfect car and mans all-time greatest achievement in the history of the universe. Driving one while drinking orange juice and listening to rock makes you the coolest human at that point in time in all of the world.
The McLaren F1 can rocket to one hundred miles per hour in 6.7 seconds.
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The greatest car ever made, it's (still) the fastest production car ever. A beautifuly engineered McLaren body with a BMW M Power heart.
The McLaren F1 cost a million bucks, and it's definitly worth every cent of it.
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A car that's still worth more than you and your family.
And you don't know music, "Good Charlotte Fan"
Should I spend 1million dollars on a Mclaren F1? Or spend a buck on Good Charlotte Fan's family???
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Damn fast car, 627 bhp, 0-60 in 3.2 seconds, and top speed of 240 mph. But................It's not the fastest production car anymore, that spot now belongs to the Bugatti Veyron.
Rich Guy 1: My F1 tops off at 240, what about your Veyron?
Rich Guy 2: It gets to about 254, why?
Rich Guy 1:*Shoots Rich Guy 2, killing him.* What did you say it gets?
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the Money shot at the end of a Porn sequence where 3 guys 'arrive' at the same time all over one (or more) chicks (or guy) by emptying their cocks- in a similar way to the Podium finish of a Grand Prix race
".... and so at the end of the '75 Swedish Grand Prix all that remains is for Emerson, Mario and James to get hold of the Jereboams and drench the adoring fans and each other with champagne for a proper F1 Finish"
F1 Twitter is a community on twitter. It's full of toxic counts who have sexist, racist, and judgemental opinions on people and drivers. Arguments can rise at any moment and people get very deep about each other's family and end up blocking each other( this is very common in the winter break)
During race weekends people make shit predictions before Friday practice has started. When the race is on the 12 year olds come out of there wank hole to make mission spinnow jokes about Sebastian Vettel.
Person 1: Fuck sake I've been called a cunt because I like Stroll
Person 2: F1 twitter by any chance
Person 1: sadly I can't say no
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