1. Those who haven't been introduced to Fable are lured to it by lying Game Stop people telling you it's a great game and it's a huge improvement on the first two games. You spend 35$ or more on a "done in 10 hours" piece of shit with a hastily thrown together story and only slightly better character design than the second.
2. A game only fun during those angry times where you feel the urge to go on a mass murdering spree and piss people off.
3. Don't buy it.
1. "Hey I just bought Fable 3! I'm so excited to play it!" 1 day later "FFFFFFFFFFFF-"
2. "After Fable 2, I wouldn't buy it unless they paid me."
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βUsed specifically for putting a person to rest permanently or temporarily, the choice is in the userβs hands of this fabled technique. People that use this technique suffer severe or fatal injuries after if their bodies cannot handle itβs immense power.
Person 1: Did you hear what happened to Andrew?
Person 2: No, what happened?
Person 1: Mikey hit him with the βFabled NyQuilβ and knocked him into the sun.
Person 2: Poor Andrew, I bet heβs probably waiting in line at the Heaven Gates.
The Fabled NyQuil is a technique of which is forbidden in some places due to itβs destructive nature to those who wield it and those who are attacked by it.
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Its a bit like ya mom. Juicy epic and fruity. PS.. Joseph skeen smels
fable the lost chapters periods is bloody (literally) brilliant
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A substitute for the common expression "cool story bro". Often shows signs of dis-interest and not caring.
Dude i've got a massive boner." "Likely Fable Compadre
Attraction to the Bugs from the game Bug Fables
"Oliver, you have a problem, You have Bug Fable Disorder"
"Oh, no doctor!, can I fix it?"
"No, it's terminal"
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Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.
Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.
Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat
Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am
Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!