Fadge Bracket

1) n; Mechanical device used by heavily overweight or obese women for recreational love-making or reproduction, with the purpose of holding excess fat away from the labia to allow penetration of the penis. Potentially fatal to second party if maximum gross weight (MGW) is exceeded; Coroner's report usually reads "Consumption" or "Absorption". C.f. Hi-Lift Jack.

2) n; Insult.

1)"I'm feeling hot Anne, put down your Big Mac and get out your fadge brackets."

2)"Shut up you fadge bracket."
"Fuck off you knob cheese licker."

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Fadge Tastic

To compare something to your average vagina, in a positive way.

"Oh wow, did you just see that Lamborghini go past?"
"Yea man, that was just fadge tastic."

Fadge Biscuit

Essentially a smelly cunt with lots of crumbs that are forming a biscuit.

"Awwww I've got an itchy cunt" "ahhh got a problem with fadge biscuits again huh?"

fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable

Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!

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Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

Fadge Gasket

A large object used to "Plug the Hole" of a womans pussy, i.e. a penis.

I tapped off with the office bike last night and pluggged her with my fadge gasket

fadge packer

One who packs half bales of wool, a complete retard usually employed to comply with non-discrimination by-laws.

All the staff at rotorua Mitre 10.

A vegan homosexual

"Jimmy you slacker,stop bieng a poofter and help me pack these fadges".

"I'm geting out of here,Mitre 10 is full of fadge packers".

John: "Paul is such a fudge packer"
Steven: "No, he dosnt eat dairy, hes a fucken fadge packer!"

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