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when your getting your wang sucked and you tell the bitch your cumming then little does she know...you pee in her mouth..
-yo what did u do this weekend?
- Oh nothing really, i gave sally the lemonade fakeout and she broke up with me.
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When person A is having sex with person B from behind, person A will remove his penis and spit on person B's back to simulate ejaculation. Person B will turn to investigate when person A really ejaculates on person B's face.
Susan was being such a bitch, so I gave her the old Texas Fakeout!
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Where A Guy And A Girl Start Making Out To Avoid Being Caught Plotting
Susan: "Oh Crap! Someone is coming"
Steve: quick Lets Fakeout Makeout.
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When your predicted 100% to win in your fantasy league but the other team pulls a miracle out of their ass and wins on the last play on some bullshit.
4th quarter 2 min left in the game.. “I’m 100% going to win this week and make the playoffs... nevermind, I got the fantasy fakeout. Screw fantasy football I’m dropping all my players!”
get a girl from behind...spit on her back so she thinks u busted and then.... when she turns around to see the action... BAMMM... bust in her face.
" i gave a girl the bigges philly ever! She was covered!"-tim
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Where you are having sexual intercourse with a lady doggy style, He pulls out then spits on her back. When she looks back, he ejaculates in her face.
My girl was being a total bitch yesterday, so late last night i hit her with a canadian fakeout
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When you are doing a girl from behind and she turns around and tells you not to go in her face so you spit on her back and when she turns around you blast her
i dont know how to describe that better than wat i wrote in the defintition
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