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To masturbate/fap silently.
Dave: Why is fapping called fapping?
Max: Because fap is the noise it makes.
Dave: I've never heard that before ..., I must be some kind of ninja fapper
The feeling of remorse and/or self-pity one feels after downloading or watching porn.
While George was fapping, he was in a downloading frenzy, grabbing every video that looked appealing in some way. He was feeling good about it. After fapping, he looked at all his downloads and thought, "Fuck, I'm a perv," and canceled all of them. George had fapper's remorse.
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A person who masterbates to child porn
Joe was v& because he was caught touching himself to child porn. So he is now labled as a cp fapper
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Someone who lies about what they actually think about while pleasuring themself. They are often closeted homosexuals who claim to be pussy slayers. They sometimes wear disguises such as masks while out in public seeking other lyingfappers. They love urban living and are drawn to cities such as San Francisco. Lyingfappers usually resemble terrorists and can be found hanging out with other kabob fanatics. Their car of choice is usually a hybrid of some sort.
That lying fapper told me he was going out on a date with a girl and then I saw his Prius parked at a Turkish bath house.
A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.
Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...
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one individual who is so obsessed with sports they are depicted as masturbating to a sports event--- these things are typically seen wearing high Nike socks
"You can tell Johnny is a sports fapper by his Elites."
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Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.
Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.
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