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A great place to comment on things you know nothing about and provide insensitive advice for pathetic hapless losers with women problems.
My farkin'GF left me what should I do?
Advise: Make reference to internet pornography and frequent masturbation to cure GF problem
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To snore loudly, including during the day at rest
That guy's farking as loud as a train, and just as annoying
Fark means to waste $5 a month trying to be defined by insults, boob shots, racist epithets, scabs, pustules, goiters, dendroids, dermoids, and all other kinds of disgusting ephemera.
To Fark someone means to whisper tenderly in their ear how much you dislike them while you slowly and silently ease from your sphincter smells that would make maggots gallop.
"Do you like my boobs?"
"Your undermoobs are unremarkable."
"Fark you."
"Show me your insulin pump."
"Oh, Daddy."
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1) Is everything and nothing at the same time.
2) Can be added or exchanged for all words
i.e. Can be a verb, noun, adjective, or a fark....
what the fark.
Farkin A.
Farktacular
Farktastic
I am going to eat a big plate of fark.
or shows names as well
The Farkily Guy
or songs
Twinkle Twinkle lil Fark.
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1: an online site that has members photoshop pictures mpostly by putting ackbar on it
very hilarious
2: sending massive amounts of farkers to a site so it has to shut down
2: man we farked that sit good
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"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."
Fark as defined by www.fark.com
Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.
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What you say when you don't wanna say fuck.
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!
Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!
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