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"Farter The Kid" is the name of an individual who is a proud member of the "Fart Boys." Farter The Kid prides himself upon his ability to fart not only numerous times a day, but also the horrid stench that emits when he rips. He does not only rip farts, as he also rips rap beats. As he writes numerous hip-hop tracks about his life, and of course, farting.
"Farter the Kid" thats my mothaf***ing title, my Dad farts too, hes my mothaf***ing idol.
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Used to describe a person that is an image of perfection - so perfect that they shoot rainbows when they fart!
Appropriate when you feel tired of complimenting someone and want to give them an alternative choice of sweet words
To a beautiful, smart, powerful and successful female who pulls off anything she intends to and manages to be a leader of her time: "You rainbow farters are too good to be true"
When you enter law school: "Well here is a community of obnoxious rainbow farters"
A term used to refer to someone as gay or homosexual, because after having gay sex they would have semen in their asshole and would fart it out. Often used towards straight men as a derogatory comment.
Dude, Ryan is such a sperm farter
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When a blonde girl is in a long line for an ATM full of guys and just got done eating Mexican food and releases what she thinks is a silent fart but is quite loud and they all know its her.
Blonde: I shouldn't have eaten that mexican food before we came here, i have to you know.
Woman: Just do it, its all guys in line anyway
Blonde: *farts happily*
Man to another man: i think that blonde girl just farted?!?!
Woman: Hey you have a new nickname Bank Farter.
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1. A condom farter is an overtly derogatory phrase refering to gay men who receive a substantial amount of anal sex. Hence, farting condoms.
2. A condom farter is a very effective phrase for pointing out a man assuming a heterosexual lifestyle whom you suspect to be gay.
1. Not only is Carlos gay, but he's a total condom farter!
2. Look at the way Mr. Nelson walks.... what a condom farter!
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A derogatory term used to define a homosexual male. Originated in Israel for all I know.
Meant to bring to mind the vision of a man, after having another man squirting juices of joy up his colon, being left with no choice to dispose of said juices other than to use nature's exhaust system to spray said juices, now more resembling cottage cheese, all over... wherever.
In short, a man who enjoys farting cum to celebrate him being fucked by another.
Homophobe: Would you look at that stinking COTTAGE FARTER!!
Non-Homophobe: What's wrong with you, dumbfuck? not everyone EATING cottage practices FARTING it as well.
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A poor person who attempts to fart but shits themselves instead.
There was an unfortunate farter in my exam hall today.
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